I wanted to start doing one of the many holiday packages we had..

(yeah I actually tried)

and SUDDENLY.. something came up xD

stupidly funny and lamely makes sense 0.o

One of the many nonsense(s) we come up with during our free time.

And yes, we DO NOT have anything better to do.

at least, not something we want to. ;)

I didn’t do my homework because…

- I didn’t do my history homework because I don’t believe in dwelling on the past

- I don’t want the other kids in the class to look bad; IF you know what I mean.

- A sudden gush of wind blew it off my hand and I never saw it again.

- A kid fell to the sewer pipe and I wanted to save him. Unfortunately, my homework drowned.

- It rained in camp so we had to use it to replace firewood.

- I’m not at liberty to say why.

- I want to frame the warning letter you’re about to give me.

- It was destroyed in a freak accident involving a hippo, a toaster and a bag of frozen peas. You don’t want to know the details.

- I have a solar powered calculator and it was cloudy.

- My mum thought it was recycled paper.

- My agent wouldn’t let me publish my homework until the movie deal is finished.

- I lost it when I was fighting this kid when he said you weren’t the best teacher in school.

- I was abducted by a group of aliens that looked exactly like my family.

- I felt it wasn’t challenging enough.

- My parents were sick and unable to finish my homework yesterday. Don’t worry, they have been suitably punished.

- We had homework?!?

- I always see your lips moving but all I hear is the guy blabbing about something called homework.

- I didn’t want to add to your already heavy workload.

- I spent the night at a rally supporting higher pay for our very hardworking teachers.